Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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