I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
did you just send me my own nude
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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