come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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