we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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