Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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