I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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