Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Jerry, you need to find god
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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