I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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