Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm gonna fight the coyote
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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