Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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