i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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