North Korea, Best Korea!
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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