i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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