i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
false alarm. still invincible.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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