Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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