He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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