Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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