IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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