Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I look better un-naked...
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Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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