I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
a search helicopter?!
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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