Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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