Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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