I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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