The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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