Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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