when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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