Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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