Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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