i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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