10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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