It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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