But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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