Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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