these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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