where does the pee come out of this thing
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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