I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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