She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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