Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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