how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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