I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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