And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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