Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Randomize
