she was so not down for the gang bang
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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