we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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