I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
tell me about the fingering
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