Need sex. Gaining weight.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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