My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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