No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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