Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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