Small penises have feelings too.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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