no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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