Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I will pee on everything he values.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Randomize