I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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