On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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