ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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